I love jokes….probably more than you

Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!

Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!

Q: What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
A: Bob!

 

AND MY NEW FAVORITE (drumroll please)

Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom

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