Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
AND MY NEW FAVORITE (drumroll please)
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom