Student: Miss Liggett, Why is it bad to drink beard?
inside my head: Wait…did he just say beard? Should I correct him….no, this is to great.
Me: Well, it’s illegal to drink it unless you are 21.
Student: My dad drinks beard.
Me: That’s because your dad is over 21.
Student: I heard beard makes you stupid.
Me: Yeah, some people that drink to much beard do act pretty stupid.
inside my head: Wait, did I just say beard? Why am I playing along with this? This is hilarious, and he has no idea.
Student: If you only drink one beard does it make you stupid?
Me: Well, I guess if you are over 21 and you know you aren’t going to drink more than one beard, and you aren’t going to drive a car, then that isn’t stupid.
Another Student (whom happens to be the smartest in my class): So let’s say there is a football game on and you want to drink 2 or 3 beards, is that ok?
inside my head: Did another student really just say beard? It’s contagious and I love it!
Me: I guess if you are over 21 and you can drink 2 beards without feeling stupid and you aren’t driving, then it might be ok.
Student one (working on his drug free poster): How do you spell beard?
Me: Just sound it out.